Our atmosphere has changed with pollution
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 7:13 am
Hop! Instantly, his mind fills with images from elsewhere: memories of having been a giant monster, of having lived in another dimension, of having defecated something weighing a megaton (a memory common to many contemporary architects)... as soon as the memories are recorded, he will tell everything he has learned to Marshal Pentecost.
“Marshal, marshal!”
– Yes Badger 1?
– Listen, this is amazing, I just drifted away with a piece of Kaiju brain, I learned tons of stuff about their race!
– But what else?
– Well listen: I didn't understand why the Kaijus all had the same DNA when they all had different heads, but in fact, it's because they are artificially created by a race living in the dimension on the other side of the rift!
– If they have exactly the same DNA, shouldn't they have the same head, whether they are artificial or not?
– Um… wait, I’ll reread the script…
- Okay, go on.
– In short, their race wants to colonize the Earth! They tried to come a few million years phone number list ago: they were the ones who killed the dinosaurs!
– …
– But then they discovered that Earth's atmosphere was not suitable for their race, so they left again.
– Oh yeah, no, but I see: first they massacred every last dinosaur on the entire planet, searching every last burrow, and right after they said to themselves, “Oh no, actually, it’s rubbish here?”
– Wait… the script…
– No, but we're going to speed up there in fact.
– Yeah, well, so:we've inadvertently made our planet compatible with their race, so now they want to settle here. And so they send the Kaijus to make room!
– I see. Could you drift back to learn more?
– For that, I would need a more complete brain.
– Then go to Hong Kong and find Hannibal; he must have some on the black market.
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And since our scientist is a conscientious fellow, he complies. And guided by the marshal's advice, he quickly finds Hannibal in town, who explains to him that, well, no, that's a shame, he doesn't have any fresh brains. So unless there's an attack from the enemy, right now, they're in the sh.
" Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerte! " the loudspeakers all over Hong Kong and all the way to the Jaegers' base begin to shout. A new Kaiju appearance has just been detected... and as Badger 2 predicted, this time there are two of them, and the pace is accelerating! And two of Class 4, the class that has done the most harm to the Jaegers so far.
“Marshal, marshal!”
– Yes Badger 1?
– Listen, this is amazing, I just drifted away with a piece of Kaiju brain, I learned tons of stuff about their race!
– But what else?
– Well listen: I didn't understand why the Kaijus all had the same DNA when they all had different heads, but in fact, it's because they are artificially created by a race living in the dimension on the other side of the rift!
– If they have exactly the same DNA, shouldn't they have the same head, whether they are artificial or not?
– Um… wait, I’ll reread the script…
- Okay, go on.
– In short, their race wants to colonize the Earth! They tried to come a few million years phone number list ago: they were the ones who killed the dinosaurs!
– …
– But then they discovered that Earth's atmosphere was not suitable for their race, so they left again.
– Oh yeah, no, but I see: first they massacred every last dinosaur on the entire planet, searching every last burrow, and right after they said to themselves, “Oh no, actually, it’s rubbish here?”
– Wait… the script…
– No, but we're going to speed up there in fact.
– Yeah, well, so:we've inadvertently made our planet compatible with their race, so now they want to settle here. And so they send the Kaijus to make room!
– I see. Could you drift back to learn more?
– For that, I would need a more complete brain.
– Then go to Hong Kong and find Hannibal; he must have some on the black market.
0
And since our scientist is a conscientious fellow, he complies. And guided by the marshal's advice, he quickly finds Hannibal in town, who explains to him that, well, no, that's a shame, he doesn't have any fresh brains. So unless there's an attack from the enemy, right now, they're in the sh.
" Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerte! " the loudspeakers all over Hong Kong and all the way to the Jaegers' base begin to shout. A new Kaiju appearance has just been detected... and as Badger 2 predicted, this time there are two of them, and the pace is accelerating! And two of Class 4, the class that has done the most harm to the Jaegers so far.