Papa and Mama Wayne are so nicE

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This gives Papa Wayne the opportunity to rattle off various elements of the plot: "You see, my son, I built this elevated subway to help the proles get around the city!" And you know, even though I'm the president of a multinational, I leave that to my directors: I devote myself to my passion, medicine in hospitals to help my fellow man. Well, that doesn't prevent me from having the biggest building in Gotham built, but that's just because I have... um, that'll stay between me and mom, okay?  " Anyway, you get it: , that we can well imagine that every Sunday, they distribute pancakes to the homeless before touching the scrofula of the local beggars to relieve their afflictions. Affliction, eh, I didn't say "afflicted", but we're only at the beginning, patience. Papa and Mama Wayne also explain that to fight crime, we must fight poverty, open schools, etc. In short, they are left-wing multi-billionaires, but like really good, eh, they didn't vote for François.

Everything would be perfect in the best of all possible worlds if, once at the opera, Bruce, in addition to being bored to tears wondering why everyone around him seemed fascinated by this group of Teutons reciting mysterious poems in colorful outfits, buy phone number list also started to panic when he saw actors dressed as bats. Rather than closing his eyes or squealing, Bruce farted a little and then asked his parents if they could leave. "  No problem ," said Dad, always kind. "  But you know what? We're not going out the front door, we're going to take the fire escape leading to the crappy alley next door, just so we can see ." And indeed: the opera being attached to a street resembling some basement from Total Recall , the slightly stupid trio enters it for no reason before stopping there when the tottering silhouette of Maurice the tramp appears in front of them, who armed with his pistol, asks the little family to drop their wallets and jewelry. No problem: Papa Wayne is ready to drop everything (for Bruce, it's already done), but despite everything, making a sudden gesture while wanting to protect his wife, he triggers the fire of the villain who kills Papa and Mama before fleeing in front of the little boy.

Papa Wayne therefore takes advantage of his last moments of life to say something banal like "  Don't be afraid  " and not "  Aaaah! Call an ambulance, you son of a fool! Aaaah! I'm in so much pain! Why did I even go out that way?  " Then he dies in a way that will be reminiscent of Marion Cotillard two films later, but since the actor was less well-known, no one was offended.