Self-employed people of the world, in this article I am going to show you something that will change your life.
I'm not talking about my manager's phone number, but about the wonderful self-employed dictionary.
We were saying in this other video wallis and futuna islands email list that one of the keys to being your own boss is to speak the language of the self-employed . It is a language that the State has invented so that we do not understand anything and to play with our minds. Luckily, there is the self-employed dictionary, a rather thick book, let's not kid ourselves. It includes all the definitions and meanings that a self-employed person should know.
Start of marked textTWEET IT! Discover the “Freelancer’s Dictionary,” an essential manual for navigating the complexities of self-employment and understanding the language of self-employment.End of marked text
To create this dictionary, a retreat of freelance linguists was held in a monastery in Cuenca. After more than 250 days of discussion and hard work, they managed to give birth to the famous freelance dictionary. They are still looking for someone to send the invoice to for this heroic task.
We see, then, some of the definitions included in this wonderful volume that you can find in any invented bookstore .
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From the Latin autoempleadum . A person without bosses who pays a fee to the State in order to work. In exchange, in the event of precariousness or a global pandemic, he or she receives all kinds of help, such as nothing.
SALARIED EMPLOYEE
A person with bosses who believes they have job stability until they are fired. / 2. Self-employed with a single client.
LOW
From Latin dejadecobrarum . 1. For a salaried person: a period during which he or she stops working for a justified reason without ceasing to receive pay. / 2. For the self-employed: a short lady.
BUREAUCRACY
Tortuous processes to which the State subjects you to test your ability to survive extreme situations.
Sage
CUSTOMER
From the Latin quieressudinerum. Person or entity that you must convince that you are the best option to do what they need in exchange for their money. The more money the better.
SELF-EMPLOYED QUOTA
From the Latin megamierdum . 1. The amount charged to your bank each month, whether you pay or not. It's like a gym membership but without a waistband at the end of the month and without free showers.
DEDUCTIBLE
Action of deducting the VAT of a deductible expense from the total VAT that you will have to pay to the State at the end of each quarter.
